Dinner Conversations at the House

What was dinner conversation like?  Glad you asked…

UT: You don’t know the code to the gate!

CO: There’s no sentrys. No barbed wire. Luckily you can shoot in the defense of property in Texas.

NY: Can you really?

CO: ‘Fraid so. If someone’s in your driveway, stealing your car stereo? Plug ‘em before they even turn around. Not saying that you SHOULD, It’s just nice to know that you CAN.

NY: How do you know these things man?

CO: Business law. Which is funny, because guns aren’t really business, but…

UT: Anything that require shooting someone is my business.

CO: Utah is kinda gun happy, no?

UT: Yep, cause there’s so many.. Salt Lake is really the only major city, after that your talking country bumpkins… So gun laws are…

CO: Country bumpkins? Yeah, like, not getting eaten by bears is Sooo pedestrian.

UT: Um, mountain lions, thanks.

Yep… East meets West… Well, Rocky Mountains anyway…